Me when I was younger: a fanfic has to be at least 20k with a well thought out plot to be worth my time
Me now: what the fuck is a plot??? Where’s my 2k fic of them eating pancakes???
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a nice idea: i wake up, the love of my life is tangled up in the sheets next to me, the sun is shining, my plants are alive and i know that there’s loads of fresh fruit in our kitchen. life is good.
ppl who hate wearing socks to bed what have U got to lose?? why deny urself warmth and comfort??
but me feets overheats
how to grow the fuck up
Home
- what the hell is a mortgage?
- first apartment essentials checklist
- how to care for cacti and succulents
- the care and keeping of plants
- Getting an apartment
Money
- earn $50-$100 by taking surveys
- how to coupon
- what to do when you can’t pay your bills
- see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
- 54 ways to save money
- How to do Your Own Taxes
Health
- how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
- things to bring to a doctor’s appointment
- how to get free therapy
- how to prevent a hangover
- a list of stress relievers
- how to remove a splinter
Emergency
- rights when cops pull you over
- a list of hotlines in a crisis
- things to keep in your car
- how to do the heimlich maneuver
Job
- time management
- create a resume
- find the right career
- choosing a major
- job interview tips
- how to stop procrastinating
- How to write cover letters
Travel
- ultimate packing list
- traveling when you have no money
- best way to pack a suitcase
- how to apply for a passport
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Better You
PSA: any sentence that follows the formula of “verb your noun” e.g “pee your pants” “kiss your wife” “water your plants” is code for “kill yourself” and if you receive such a message here on tumblr.com you should report it to the cyber authorities immediately
my mum: eat your vegetables!!
me, a 27 year old tumblr user: just say you hate mentally ill people
This is a line and this line is mine
You will kindly find my feet and my spine are perfectly aligned
You’ll also find that on either side is a plus and a minus sign
Right now I’m on this line minus this
Now I’m online
This a line and this line is mine, you will kindly find my feet and spine are on the plus sign
Now I like to assign and also define what one might find on this side of the line
I will not pretend that there are no consequences of saying
Something offensive online no matter what my ignorant friend says
Cause words are all I have and yeah I know it’s sad
We hide behind the mask of the latest social networking fad
So there’s respect in my status whether through Mark Zuckerberg or Tom
And I’ll treat you the same in person
And yeah, I’ll accept your friend request, Mom
This is a line and this line is mine
You will kindly find my feet and my spine are on the minus sign
Now i’d like to assign and also define what one might find on this side of the line
Now I might seem unassuming but if you only knew what I was doing, brewing, spewing, spitting venom
When I’m at that screen I ruin reputations will splatter
Typing faster I get madder
All the insults I will gather
You’re so lucky it’s only Satur-day
You have one day
Oh yes, Sunday for my words to die away
And on that one day though I must say you’re gonna wish you had and a different name
But then it’s Monday and at school
I’ll remind them all of what I said
Then it’s Tuesday
Then it’s Wednesday
And we’ll all find out you’re dead
This is a line and this is my line
And now that I’ve assigned what one might find on either side
You will kindly find my feet and my spine are on the plus sign
And I’m not moving
Where are you?
Tumblr what the hell are your ads anymore
TVs keep busy
